Saturday, July 16, 2011

the so-called end of harry potter

they say harry potter is coming to a close.
that the deathly hallows part 2 is the end of the boy who lived
that harry's adventures with the wizarding world is finished.
but, i want to say different.

starting when the final movie comes out on dvd, i will be posting a chapter in a forum every thursday or friday, detailing the adventures harry, hermoine, and ron have had with star zed.

harry potter will not end. many of us refuse it.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

spartan wars...

sorry for the lack of posting. kursed and i were fighting.
not like that
kursed and i are spartans.
we were stationed on reach, omega team.
i won't tell you where we were, but i can tell you this;

Monday, March 21, 2011

sk-

aaaaand he jumps into the blog.
i'm fine with him and his brother playing left 4 dead 2, but only if the zombies ragdoll and not blow up into millions of pieces.
it's what they were watching before they fired up the 360.
the crazies.  ''there was nothing in it'' they kept saying. i had glados look it's rating up, and one of the reasons, is a pregnant lady gets impaled by a zombie on screen. you see the thing go through her, and blood splatters the screen.  and that's just a raindrop in the ocean.
they're grounded for sneaking over there too. they told me they were going to the arena, and went to elliot's house.

Arkantos hack.

don't you guys hate it when your dad yells at you for watching a movie like Saw?

I don't get it. My brother Mike and i went to our buddy Elliot's place to watch V for Vendetta, but no one brought it. Xavier had Saw XII in his apple, so we watched it instead. I mean, there was nothing in that one anyway. a bit of blood and a death mask. so what?

And then, Elliot invites us again on our birthday for a party. We didn't know about it being a party, hence the surprise theme. Well, Xavier, as nerdy as he is, hooked up Left 4 Dead 2 to a projector.
Well, we ate cake, played the best game in history, and had fun.

When dad found out, he forbade us to to Elliot's house unless he or mom came with us, and him being the leader of Star Zed, they had to listen to him.
Which brings us to the Arena. Dad and Miles invented it when Mike and I were three. We're almost ten, and he will only let us in the Sandbox. Who wants to

sk- zombies

well, i haven't written in a while, so i guess i should update now...

this ''life or death'' game will be pretty much like what the eight of us went through.
yeah i said eight.
me, kursed, miles, shakirae, wolf, zoey, my daughter 86, and kursed's brother ris.

and yes, there in another strain; the nailer.
     quite like a charger, the nailer will rush you and pin you to a wall. how it does this, it has sharp claws, not unlike a witch. it rushes you, grabs you with its claws, and pins you to a wall. luckily, the charge does nothing, and neither do the claws unless they hit you. but they can death charge too.

but that's not why i'm here. i'm telling you guys about a group on steamcommunity.com/groups/Lie4death.
there you will hear about updates on lie 4 death.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Lie 4 Death

Got a name, and artwork;

Lie 4 Death,

Wolf, Miles, the Hunter, Smoker, and Charger have finished pictures of concept art, I'll potse them later.

Friday, January 7, 2011

First concept art for L4D2 mod!!!

Here is Kursed, still working on it, but rate and tell me what you think I should do.


http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100110041126/unforseendiscipline/images/c/c5/Krystal%27s_combat.png

(paste this into a new tab to view)

for those who can read this, I NEED VOICE ACTORS!!!!
Respond below if you want to be a voice actor (Must have a steam account, or a Starfox-online.net account)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Voice actors needed!

To all who can read this;


I need Voice actors for
Miles
Zoey
Wolf
Shakirae
Kursed

If you want to become the voice actor for one of these, post below, and I'll get back to ya.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Confirmed characters in UD Videogame

These are the characters appearing in UD;

Skorpion; 27 year-old green fox with cybernetics
               Grey pauldron that barley covers top of chest, grey twill pants, M--T RIDERS t-shirt
Kursed; 25 year-old crimson-blue Vixen
               Torn jacket with one sleeve, fingerless gloves, and black denim pants.
Shakirae; 18 year-old Albino Vixen
                Green Day tank top and urban camo pants
Miles; 15 year-old Fox with two tails
                Black Depche Mode t-shirt with brown long sleeve underneath, grey vest, and brown khaki's.
Zoey; 18 year-old human with black hair
                 olive green Standard issue Vietnam jacket and torn blue jeans
Wolf; 30 year-old arctic wolf with cybernetic eye
                 Denim pants and sandals. Shirtless

Also, I'm putting a comic relationship in there between Wolf and Shakirae. Her's the first lines in an elevator;

Kursed/Miles; Lose anybody?
Skorpion; Hope not.
Shakirae; Erm... Just pants and sandals Wolfie-boy? Dosen't that scream "Free Food" to the Zombies?
Wolf; Well, it's better than Green fricken Day. They're horrible!
Shakirae; Says the demented wolfie-boy.
Wolf; Yeah? well atleast I'm not a Blonde!
Shakirae; I'm an Albino! Sheesh, not you too.
Wolf; whatever, blondie.
Shakirae; LALALALALA Can't hear you, Zombie Grits!
Wolf; Real mature. Blondie.
Shakirae, Wolf; [Indecipherable yelling]
Skorpion/Kursed/Miles; SHUT UP! Please! This is getting us nowhere to the safe points! now we all need to get along and--
Wolf; Elevator's open. I'm outta here.

Friday, November 26, 2010

sk-

so many memories forgotten
so many memories we wish to forget

all we want is someone
but no one is all we get

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

sk-''capital'' animals/video game

as many of you humans know, there are two types of animals, but since this stone age thing that doesn't have voice command can't capitalize, i guess i can't draw a visualization...


and, what's cool about these things, is you can program games, and i just wanna say, unforseen discipline, coming free on steam, maybe.
the human and i are working on a 5 movie game with 6 missions apiece, and guess what genre it is

zombie frickin' apocalypse. yeah, you heard me right. a game using the left for dead engine will be coming out. atleast, if i can get programmers and the human, he can do skins, music, cinematic events, and voice commands, there will be a game detailing the adventure of a zombie apocalypse with big zombies that'll pick a car up just to beat you to death with it. yeah, tanks, withces, boomers, smokers, hunters, chargers, spitters, jockeys, and more.

Announcements

I have some good news, and bad news

The good news is, I'm upgrading my laptop, which means I'll be able to start the Unforeseen Discipline movies.
I'm also designing a game that uses the Left 4 Dead engine, which means wave after wave of zombies, trying to kill you, and trying to get a rescue vehicle to drop you off down the road. I'll be posting updates on it soon. which leads us to the bad news...

I'm moving
which means I won't be able to post for a few days, maybe a week. Three terabytes of memory, a better video card, full screen, better system, and Window's 7 instead of piece o' trash XX.

So, until I get my new computer, Skorpion and I bid ye farewell.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

sk-poem for thought

             may it be
                    on the way
                  of the journey
                  never ending
    for we must find
            all we wanted
                         loving friends
                    lastyng treasures

Sunday, November 14, 2010

sk-watch it.../ warrior ceromony

it is my duty as the professor of star zed to protect the young children among the ranks. it is also my duty to train them to become the best fighters in later years. just something to consider...

i also am pleased to announce, my daughter, rookie, has become an aforementioned warrior. now, for those that don't know, warrior ceremonies include choosing their weapons.
young children in the rank receive a non-lethal weapon, like a shiv, or a machete, when they learn to walk.
they are taught how to use them, the dangers of using them incorrectly, and how to maintain and keep a hold of their melee weapons.

when they reach ten or eleven, they receive a fire arm. if they choose a shotgun, a silenced machine gun, a modified ak-57, an assault rifle, or a short-ranged rifle, they are considered a warrior. if they chose a ling-ranged rifle, a sniper rifle, a hunter's rifle, or a grenade launcher, they are deemed an assassin. warriors and assassins are trained to use all weapons, so that none feel under or over powered.
depending on which weapon they chose, not only does it separate being a warrior or assassin, they are given a shoulder holster specifically designed for their weapon of choice that slings onto their back. mothers have the honor to strap these holsters on.

depending how man of which pistols they chose for side arms, they receive the needed holsters for those. the side arm holsters fit onto the belt portion of their back holster. fathers have the honor of attaching the side arm holsters.

finally, the munition bandoleer is attached that slips into a small groove on the front of the holster. the munition bandoleer is three inches by two feet, and the munition slips into designated loops that hold the certain ammo for their chosen weapon. the last inch and a half is designated for medals and trinkets. i have the honor to attach the munition bandoleer.
then, the now-announced warrior fires three slugs into the air from their designated weapon, signifying their transformation into warriors.

usually, the only shots fired are the ones the warriors/assassins  firing their slugs, but rookie's, how ever, had me sniped in the head, and when martin livingsdale tried to help me, just as the mutinous creep fired her next shot, shredded one arm, and mutilated the other. now he has cybernetic augmentations because he lost one arm above the wrist, and another at the shoulder. what a way to get your first purple heart

my daughter rookie chose a modified ak-57 assault rifle and two magum .557 caliber heavy artillery pistols, deeming her a warrior. her twin brother just took one magnum, but chose the long-ranged .59 mm hunting rifle. although he was an assasin, he wanted the title of a warrior...

Friday, November 12, 2010

sk-moonfall

recently, when i was visiting hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, where i used to teach, minerva mcgonagall, filiuis flitwick juinior, neville longbottom and i came across this old locker in the room of requirement. in it were a whole bunch of tools and weapons that were made by someone called moon fall. minerva, knowing my nature, gave me one of his katanas, but moon fall remains a mystery,

said to be the wife of salazar slytherin, but later proven false, moon fall, as that was her nickname i  later found out, had been a muggle intuition teacher in hogwarts in, like, the early first century or something. we're talking old enough to know ol' helena hufflepuff, for that was my class. anyway, if you are to see me with mismatching katanas, and i'll post pictures soon, if this internet will allow me, you'll see them.

and remember when i told you about not telling stories. well, i'll tell you one...

the year was 2045, I had just met kursed, and we were on our annual honeymoon. our 13th, actually. she went out into the yard to shoo the raptors away from our summer home on sauria. i knew how she did it, i just didn't know that she would lose her right hand above the elbow because of it. flippin' raptor was bored i suppose. then there's her--

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

sk-beginning\phrases

well, humans, how i came to be is probably on your minds. you're also wanting to hear it, yeah?

not happening.

my beginning is as secret as what you call your social security number. but why are you issued numbers? don't you guys have names?
i mean, who ever heard of someone called 5? or 34? yet, that's what your social security number is, right?

anyway, let's just say that the only way you'll know my beginning is if you join the team and have special access to the archives.


but let's just say i'm no barney and move along.

every now and again, this human and i will put certain letters in bold, and when ud goes into that movie deal, there will be a certain phrase that if you can point it out, it will give a little bit of foreshadowing for the next video.

that's all for now, little, little men.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

New Series

As soon as I get Garry's Mod working again, I will start making what I call Unforeseen Discipline

UD is a compiled comedy/horror/romance that I have been writing for the last year.

Basically, it's about a 500 year old fox who falls in love with Nintendo's Krystal, a "Beautiful intergalactic vixen with special abilities". Together Krystal and Professor Skorpion RyDer have many an adventure, ranging from a zombie apocalypse, to making a band, locally known as Teilor Kei. Professor RyDer is the leader of a team called Star-Zed, the family crest being a team band worn on the left arm and the right leg.


It started out as a book, but then I had an idea to make it a game, then a reskin for VALVe's Left 4 Dead, then an online comic, then an online movie where it will be at.

If it gets popular enough, I might make some products for you guys to purchase and use/wear in the real world.

So Welcome, welcome to my new blog. It's safer here...

sk-dual account

greetings twolegs...

as you may know, there is a blog up detailing the life of skorpion ryder.
well, twolegs, that's me. yes, i am skorpion ryder, and yes, my name is german, i am almost 500 at the time of this post. how am i 500, you may ask, well, i happen to be an immortal.
fell into a cave at a young age, and was bitten by a bat. now, this was no ordinary bat, but a vampire bat.
my wife found me a day later, the remains of a midnight snack on my lips.


but anyway... as to disapprove confusion between the two posters, i will put a sk- at the beginning of my titles.

if it don't appear, it's not me.